For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1.　The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2.　The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3.　The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4.　The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5.　The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Am I right?!