If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defence.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

Acá no les llamamos memes porque tenemos un trauma con la wea, entiendan. Los gatos de acá sí son memes, y en Japón hay hasta tiendas con los personajes. ¿Pero saben algo? me importa un bledo. Ellos no tienen las connotaciones negativas que sí tienen los memes occidentales, y es principalmente porque nadie los está forzando (es decir, no me los están metiendo como un pico en el ojo cada vez que entro a un /b/). Creo que es una cuestión de paradigma: en occidente estos memes son poco conocidos, y por tanto son más puros, en el sentido de que pocos los ocupan y no han sido sacados de contexto (que es mi principal problema con los memes salidos de tardbl; ver que usen trollface para todo me causa ardor en el colon, para qué hablar de FUCKYEAH; más rabia me da que los mismos weones que los abusan tienden a desconocer de los orígenes de estos mismos memes y además odiar a los boards anónmos por considerarlos "nidos de cobardes"). Cuando no es así, los memes son usados sin mucho contenido, o repitiéndose hasta perder la gracia. Hay varias tallas internas en B.a.I. que perdieron la gracia y no continuaron, gracias a Dios.
Así que por eso al menos yo no gusto de llamarles memes. No es un asunto técnico, es que sencillamente la palabra meme me tiene chato.

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

>>4
You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath
me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is
pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the
OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this
season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came
on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your
precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist
himself.

>>5
You're a 2channel level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a mangaka level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as 4chan level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your bookstores? My pen is dishing out the latest stories while I think them up with my BRAIN. By the time you even crack the binding I've already signed a contract for the next one. And that h-game you played three years ago? I made my wife dress up as the lead and had sex with her for inspiration when I co-wrote it. I still have the manuscript for the bondage scene you'll never see. You keep waiting for your precious bookdealers. I'll be sitting in my studio apartment, making the real deal with my own hands.

Listen up, faggots.

I'm a professor at the department of Sociology at Toudai. It makes me cringe that all of you losers think that NEET is the same thing as hikikomori.

One can be a NEET while being a normalfag who has friends and goes out drinking. NEET just means you are unemployed, not attending school, and aren't looking for employment. This doesn't imply any social retardation.

What all of you are are HIKIKOMORI. They are the ones who stay in their room all day and cease all contact with other people.

It's because you fags use the two terms interchangeable, we are not able to be progressive with policies that aim to help those with a genuine mental illness and stop discrimination against unemployed people.