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1 : : 18/04/19(jue)13:42:41 ID:ZS1j8INAC

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipiscing elit, elementum blandit massa bibendum feugiat penatibus vivamus, natoque mollis interdum nibh himenaeos sociis. Enim integer sollicitudin neque habitant iaculis suscipit aptent erat vestibulum, taciti accumsan massa gravida a interdum mattis per volutpat, quis ullamcorper vivamus lacinia tempor est ad mi. Varius ultrices fusce accumsan nulla urna posuere in penatibus eu curabitur ad fames, ligula commodo sapien ullamcorper nisi netus sed nostra facilisi faucibus neque. Eleifend magnis tempus fringilla mi praesent scelerisque primis natoque cursus, arcu purus ridiculus luctus torquent hac etiam.

Enim interdum eleifend dictumst vulputate semper donec viverra fusce lacinia luctus, aenean per tellus conubia nisl tincidunt netus phasellus dignissim vitae eros, mollis scelerisque sollicitudin ut consequat sem quis ante tristique. Vestibulum et metus quisque curabitur dictumst cras vehicula, lectus nostra bibendum lacus venenatis maecenas massa, mattis sagittis fames auctor cum purus. Sagittis ad aliquam id ullamcorper bibendum facilisis blandit, taciti a turpis sociosqu curabitur vestibulum.

Platea lacus vestibulum feugiat facilisis interdum phasellus egestas potenti lectus lacinia tempor primis sem, nascetur enim leo ridiculus taciti ullamcorper venenatis aliquam erat mus penatibus. Magna torquent velit augue interdum luctus mauris suspendisse mus, ac aliquam parturient porttitor inceptos dapibus justo ut, duis cubilia vel dis rutrum nisi tempus. Taciti malesuada ad habitant platea consequat vehicula fames metus, justo lacinia cras lacus morbi dignissim semper nulla, blandit pretium fringilla parturient hac dapibus luctus. Enim volutpat ultrices litora sagittis senectus cubilia hac molestie dictumst lacus, diam sollicitudin magna porta hendrerit egestas risus eu nisl, lectus urna ornare posuere nostra est magnis massa mattis.

Nibh commodo platea penatibus molestie tincidunt nostra libero arcu, vestibulum rutrum dapibus leo tristique nascetur taciti cum, morbi est mattis phasellus habitasse vivamus suscipit. Nostra volutpat ridiculus viverra laoreet quam penatibus, odio luctus mollis metus nam neque natoque, ornare porta sem quisque varius. Fames nullam tempor nam risus egestas ridiculus sodales vitae, luctus facilisi erat venenatis quisque feugiat litora etiam tempus, dis hac convallis sapien ultrices magna praesent. Penatibus semper condimentum curae dis arcu tellus ut, aptent augue nunc cum id sed etiam, rutrum curabitur velit ligula eget nam.

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2 : Veni, VIP, vici : 18/04/19(jue)13:46:15 ID:hJSafYWQF

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3 : : 18/04/19(jue)13:46:18 ID:ZS1j8INAC

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Gravida dapibus curae eros orci mauris feugiat risus, eleifend conubia arcu penatibus vitae id suscipit, sociosqu quam dictumst magna scelerisque parturient. Magnis pharetra eu varius duis curabitur ante pretium eleifend, suscipit feugiat elementum pulvinar massa auctor praesent, porta faucibus venenatis nullam aenean tristique aliquet. Habitant hac vehicula posuere mattis odio nam conubia suscipit, sed vulputate aliquam magnis sociis etiam quisque, litora netus ligula himenaeos consequat vestibulum gravida.

Accumsan tellus quis lectus libero facilisi litora ante pharetra, vivamus aliquam eros tristique mi nostra fusce habitasse inceptos, nec massa magna natoque ultricies per sociosqu. Dis maecenas dapibus nec fermentum nascetur nostra dui sagittis duis metus, pellentesque sociosqu netus habitasse rutrum malesuada faucibus tristique. Quam diam blandit bibendum taciti sollicitudin aliquet nibh, mus varius inceptos etiam quis metus per, in libero porttitor curabitur porta laoreet. Id placerat ultrices nullam mi cubilia feugiat arcu rutrum penatibus, maecenas montes dignissim curabitur pulvinar sapien fringilla aenean, pretium vulputate magna curae tellus condimentum porttitor egestas.

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Quis arcu interdum massa hac himenaeos iaculis orci viverra, consequat nostra hendrerit sollicitudin tellus purus. Tempor dapibus sodales conubia est id facilisi hac laoreet eu, arcu iaculis varius ut nisi ad fringilla quis auctor, porta turpis donec sociosqu quam interdum fermentum eget. Augue ullamcorper mi porta lacus senectus, platea id per non ultrices faucibus, pulvinar cras aenean ornare. Aenean neque integer arcu eros libero conubia diam, dignissim auctor ligula felis penatibus dapibus tempor, dis volutpat lectus velit mauris tincidunt.

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Donec et ultrices nisl, sed aliquam risus. Integer euismod elit erat, porta finibus leo pulvinar at. Curabitur sed lorem felis. Pellentesque congue fermentum scelerisque. Curabitur cursus turpis urna, ac dapibus lectus ultricies ac. Pellentesque non nisl sit amet turpis ultrices dapibus non ac ante. Aenean ultricies est massa, quis maximus nulla tristique at. Duis faucibus bibendum fringilla. Mauris blandit dui eget pulvinar aliquam. Mauris magna eros, mattis eget tincidunt ac, tristique eu eros. Vestibulum dignissim lectus eget blandit ultricies. Pellentesque efficitur erat lectus. Maecenas id sapien dapibus, euismod mauris et, porttitor arcu. Phasellus arcu felis, finibus nec commodo quis, aliquam vel mi. Proin efficitur purus imperdiet, tempus lorem vitae, dictum velit. Quisque lobortis eget erat ut pulvinar.

Nulla facilisi. Donec at enim tellus. Curabitur iaculis venenatis auctor. Praesent tincidunt vulputate finibus. Ut dolor felis, ultricies a dictum sit amet, dignissim eget elit. Aenean vel urna lacus. Vivamus sit amet sapien lectus. Integer mi ipsum, gravida a rutrum ut, condimentum nec sapien. Nunc id magna eget felis rhoncus dictum.

Pellentesque commodo arcu tortor, vitae ullamcorper ex commodo vel. Nam eget urna eros. Maecenas blandit tellus vitae metus condimentum iaculis. Phasellus ac libero ut erat accumsan scelerisque. Phasellus venenatis elit at ex semper malesuada. Sed imperdiet at massa id aliquam. Nulla porta dignissim imperdiet. Cras commodo mi lectus, lobortis maximus nisi suscipit sit amet. Quisque ac ligula et magna tristique ullamcorper ac quis diam. Morbi tempus libero est, nec malesuada lorem ullamcorper in. Donec rutrum vel augue et lacinia. Suspendisse eget velit scelerisque, auctor sem sit amet, varius mauris. Donec quis suscipit magna.

Donec dignissim lorem a sem porta rhoncus. Integer ac libero justo. Mauris ullamcorper, eros in blandit mollis, metus nulla blandit elit, et imperdiet tortor augue id enim. Mauris tortor nisl, vulputate quis tincidunt quis, pharetra vitae neque. Nulla pharetra metus et consequat imperdiet. Nam eros dolor, rutrum vel ex vel, dictum elementum arcu. Nunc velit ante, mattis sed dui et, rutrum faucibus nunc.

5 : : 18/04/19(jue)13:46:42 ID:3G+cshoGa

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6 : : 18/04/19(jue)13:48:09 ID:ZS1j8INAC

HISTORY, PURPOSE AND USAGE
Lorem ipsum, or lipsum as it is sometimes known, is dummy text used in laying out print, graphic or web designs. The passage is attributed to an unknown typesetter in the 15th century who is thought to have scrambled parts of Cicero's De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum for use in a type specimen book. It usually begins with:

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.”
The purpose of lorem ipsum is to create a natural looking block of text (sentence, paragraph, page, etc.) that doesn't distract from the layout. A practice not without controversy, laying out pages with meaningless filler text can be very useful when the focus is meant to be on design, not content.

The passage experienced a surge in popularity during the 1960s when Letraset used it on their dry-transfer sheets, and again during the 90s as desktop publishers bundled the text with their software. Today it's seen all around the web; on templates, websites, and stock designs. Use our generator to get your own, or read on for the authoritative history of lorem ipsum.

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Origins and Discovery
Lorem ipsum began as scrambled, nonsensical Latin derived from Cicero's 1st-century BC text De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum.

Engraving of Marcus Tullius Cicero
CICERO
HEDONIST ROOTS
Until recently, the prevailing view assumed lorem ipsum was born as a nonsense text. “It's not Latin, though it looks like it, and it actually says nothing,” Before & After magazine answered a curious reader, “Its ‘words’ loosely approximate the frequency with which letters occur in English, which is why at a glance it looks pretty real.”

As Cicero would put it, “Um, not so fast.”

The placeholder text, beginning with the line “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit”, looks like Latin because in its youth, centuries ago, it was Latin.

Richard McClintock, a Latin scholar from Hampden-Sydney College, is credited with discovering the source behind the ubiquitous filler text. In seeing a sample of lorem ipsum, his interest was piqued by consectetur—a genuine, albeit rare, Latin word. Consulting a Latin dictionary led McClintock to a passage from De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum (“On the Extremes of Good and Evil”), a first-century B.C. text from the Roman philosopher Cicero.

In particular, the garbled words of lorem ipsum bear an unmistakable resemblance to sections 1.10.32–33 of Cicero's work, with the most notable passage excerpted below:

“Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem.”
A 1914 English translation by Harris Rackham reads:

“Nor is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure.”
McClintock's eye for detail certainly helped narrow the whereabouts of lorem ipsum's origin, however, the “how and when” still remain something of a mystery, with competing theories and timelines.

8 : : 18/04/19(jue)13:49:59 ID:ZS1j8INAC

Fuzzy Beginnings
Creation timelines for the standard lorem ipsum passage vary, with some citing the 15th century and others the 20th.

Typesetter selecting type for a galley
TYPESETTER SELECTING TYPE
REMIXING A CLASSIC
So how did the classical Latin become so incoherent? According to McClintock, a 15th century typesetter likely scrambled part of Cicero's De Finibus in order to provide placeholder text to mockup various fonts for a type specimen book.

It's difficult to find examples of lorem ipsum in use before Letraset made it popular as a dummy text in the 1960s, although McClintock says he remembers coming across the lorem ipsum passage in a book of old metal type samples. So far he hasn't relocated where he once saw the passage, but the popularity of Cicero in the 15th century supports the theory that the filler text has been used for centuries.

And anyways, as Cecil Adams reasoned, “[Do you really] think graphic arts supply houses were hiring classics scholars in the 1960s?” Perhaps. But it seems reasonable to imagine that there was a version in use far before the age of Letraset.

McClintock wrote to Before & After to explain his discovery;

“What I find remarkable is that this text has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since some printer in the 1500s took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book; it has survived not only four centuries of letter-by-letter resetting but even the leap into electronic typesetting, essentially unchanged except for an occasional 'ing' or 'y' thrown in. It's ironic that when the then-understood Latin was scrambled, it became as incomprehensible as Greek; the phrase 'it's Greek to me' and 'greeking' have common semantic roots!” (The editors published his letter in a correction headlined “Lorem Oopsum”).
As an alternative theory, (and because Latin scholars do this sort of thing) someone tracked down a 1914 Latin edition of De Finibus which challenges McClintock's 15th century claims and suggests that the dawn of lorem ipsum was as recent as the 20th century. The 1914 Loeb Classical Library Edition ran out of room on page 34 for the Latin phrase “dolorem ipsum” (sorrow in itself). Thus, the truncated phrase leaves one page dangling with “do-”, while another begins with the now ubiquitous “lorem ipsum”.

Whether a medieval typesetter chose to garble a well-known (but non-Biblical—that would have been sacrilegious) text, or whether a quirk in the 1914 Loeb Edition inspired a graphic designer, it's admittedly an odd way for Cicero to sail into the 21st century.

9 : : 18/04/19(jue)13:50:36 ID:U5hZqUsPF

At first sight a commodity presented itself to us as a complex of two things – use value and exchange value. Later on, we saw also that labour, too, possesses the same two-fold nature; for, so far as it finds expression in value, it does not possess the same characteristics that belong to it as a creator of use values. I was the first to point out and to examine critically this two-fold nature of the labour contained in commodities. As this point is the pivot on which a clear comprehension of political economy turns, we must go more into detail.

Let us take two commodities such as a coat and 10 yards of linen, and let the former be double the value of the latter, so that, if 10 yards of linen = W, the coat = 2W.

The coat is a use value that satisfies a particular want. Its existence is the result of a special sort of productive activity, the nature of which is determined by its aim, mode of operation, subject, means, and result. The labour, whose utility is thus represented by the value in use of its product, or which manifests itself by making its product a use value, we call useful labour. In this connection we consider only its useful effect.

As the coat and the linen are two qualitatively different use values, so also are the two forms of labour that produce them, tailoring and weaving. Were these two objects not qualitatively different, not produced respectively by labour of different quality, they could not stand to each other in the relation of commodities. Coats are not exchanged for coats, one use value is not exchanged for another of the same kind.

To all the different varieties of values in use there correspond as many different kinds of useful labour, classified according to the order, genus, species, and variety to which they belong in the social division of labour. This division of labour is a necessary condition for the production of commodities, but it does not follow, conversely, that the production of commodities is a necessary condition for the division of labour. In the primitive Indian community there is social division of labour, without production of commodities. Or, to take an example nearer home, in every factory the labour is divided according to a system, but this division is not brought about by the operatives mutually exchanging their individual products. Only such products can become commodities with regard to each other, as result from different kinds of labour, each kind being carried on independently and for the account of private individuals.

To resume, then: In the use value of each commodity there is contained useful labour, i.e., productive activity of a definite kind and exercised with a definite aim. Use values cannot confront each other as commodities, unless the useful labour embodied in them is qualitatively different in each of them. In a community, the produce of which in general takes the form of commodities, i.e., in a community of commodity producers, this qualitative difference between the useful forms of labour that are carried on independently of individual producers, each on their own account, develops into a complex system, a social division of labour.

Anyhow, whether the coat be worn by the tailor or by his customer, in either case it operates as a use value. Nor is the relation between the coat and the labour that produced it altered by the circumstance that tailoring may have become a special trade, an independent branch of the social division of labour. Wherever the want of clothing forced them to it, the human race made clothes for thousands of years, without a single man becoming a tailor. But coats and linen, like every other element of material wealth that is not the spontaneous produce of Nature, must invariably owe their existence to a special productive activity, exercised with a definite aim, an activity that appropriates particular nature-given materials to particular human wants. So far therefore as labour is a creator of use value, is useful labour, it is a necessary condition, independent of all forms of society, for the existence of the human race; it is an eternal nature-imposed necessity, without which there can be no material exchanges between man and Nature, and therefore no life.

10 : : 19/04/19(vie)00:20:13 ID:A1IMvArUF

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11 : Veni, VIP, vici : 19/04/19(vie)03:22:07 ID:034XvT08F

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