Wow everybody has their moment of stupid. If we could watch you try to do that we would be like: "NO! Stop that crap right now! Put the x-acto down!"

My moment of stupid left me with an x-acto knife stabbed through my left index finger and stuck to my hobby table. Yes, they CAN cut right through bone I found out.

(>.<); Me: "AAAAUUUGGHH!!! F* THAT HURTS! OH GOD ITS STUCK!!!"

(O.o); Wife: "OMIGOD WTF DID YOU DO? LET ME SEE IT!"

(ಥ_ಥ) Me: " I CAN'T THE BLADE SNAPPED! GET THE PLIERS! OW OW!"

(ಠ.ಠ); Wife: "Im gonna hurl... "

(o_X); Me: "Please... I love you but... just get the damn pliers."