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1 : ( ´Д`) : 06/09/10(lun)01:32:32

HILO DE CTRL+V

652 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 16/10/11(dom)18:07:24

“shocking taser is shocking,” observed the protester as he was tasered in the side. no one heard his remark through his guy fawkes mask, which his mom regularly takes away when he wears it to the dinner table

653 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 17/10/11(lun)16:41:27

654 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 20/10/11(jue)16:45:45

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655 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 21/10/11(vie)12:55:17

Within months after Shawn started playing Everquest, it affected his real life negatively. Six months after he started playing it, he quit his job, then he was evicted from his place of residence because he had no money to pay the rent. Soon after Woolley was evicted, his mother recommended he stay in a group home to make some friends in real life. They also took psychological tests of his mental state. That is when he was diagnosed with depression and schizoid personality disorder. They put him on more medication and made sure he was seeing a psychiatrist. After a while, he told his mother that he was interested in getting a new apartment and living on his own, despite his mother's disagreement. It would give him the opportunity to isolate, which is not what he needed. Woolley moved into a new apartment, eventually earning enough money to buy a new computer. He quickly returned to his online-gaming addiction and stopped all contact with his family, friends and case worker. He stopped taking his medications and stopped seeing his doctor, therapist, and psychiatrist.

656 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 22/10/11(sab)28:04:09

Wow everybody has their moment of stupid. If we could watch you try to do that we would be like: "NO! Stop that crap right now! Put the x-acto down!"

My moment of stupid left me with an x-acto knife stabbed through my left index finger and stuck to my hobby table. Yes, they CAN cut right through bone I found out.

(>.<); Me: "AAAAUUUGGHH!!! F* THAT HURTS! OH GOD ITS STUCK!!!"

(O.o); Wife: "OMIGOD WTF DID YOU DO? LET ME SEE IT!"

(ಥ_ಥ) Me: " I CAN'T THE BLADE SNAPPED! GET THE PLIERS! OW OW!"

(ಠ.ಠ); Wife: "Im gonna hurl... "

(o_X); Me: "Please... I love you but... just get the damn pliers."

657 : : 22/10/11(sab)28:06:07

>>656
My friend had a moment of stupidity whilst lowering his head over some cityfight terrain to check line of sight, stabbing himself in the eye on those spikes you so often see on CoD buildings. Pure comedy gold : )

658 : : 22/10/11(sab)28:06:31

>>657
thats like i used to laugh every time i played whfb with one of my buddies. he played high elves, and watchin him lean down to the table and stab the crap out of the side of his face with his own dudes was the highlight of the day

659 : : 22/10/11(sab)28:07:18

>>658
Carnifex cuts are no laughing matter. Had a friend who cut himself on a carnifex, two days later he stubbed his toe badly. Coincidence? I think not.

660 : : 22/10/11(sab)28:10:22

>>659
Could be worse. They could let CRUDDACE! write the rules and Ward write the fluff.
Not only will your battlesuits now be 4+ saves with terrible equipment choices at 100 points each, the fluff will tell us how Shadowsun single-handedly killed an Avatar with fusion blasters and tell us the epic story of how the Tau teamed up with Tyranids to fight the Imperium.

661 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 24/10/11(lun)07:37:06

662 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 24/10/11(lun)16:24:38

663 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 25/10/11(mar)22:34:57

Bebés ciegos. Minas Antipersonal. El SIDA. Mascotas muy queridas en accidentes de tráfico desastrosos. Estadísticas. Estuches de Lápices. ¡Comidas que sustituyen al desayuno y al almuerzo!. La tabla periódica. Genios que sufren daños cerebrales irreversibles. Noticias MUY malas. Pérdidas de fe. Sombreros mexicanos. La política. Cáncer Intestinal. Peces destripados aún vivos. Mister Ed. Armas en los colegios. Mutilaciones. Racismo.
Peces destripados aún vivos. Peces destripados aún vivos. Peces destripados aún vivos.

664 : : 25/10/11(mar)23:42:48

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665 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 26/10/11(mie)16:43:03

eprints.ucm.es/tesis/19911996/D/0/D0067801.pdf

666 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 27/10/11(jue)24:19:25

Warrant - Cherry Pie

667 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 28/10/11(vie)13:11:26

>>666
GET!

668 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 28/10/11(vie)13:54:44

La Cisterna
Santiago
R.Metrop

669 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 28/10/11(vie)13:55:20

La Cisterna
Santiago
R.Metrop

670 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 28/10/11(vie)17:20:50

Broken Wear
Wear
Wear
Wear wear wear

Today spiritedly broken wear
In West Park, broken wear
Find a steam locomotive, broken wear
Stare at a steam locomotive, broken wear
Oh, nice train

On Jouzenji St., broken wear
At the stadium too, broken wear
At Grandy too, broken wear
On Orochimatsuri, broken wear
Oh slip down
Oh nice train

Sendai dash
I love you
Dash
Dash back dash back
Sendai dash

Matsushima ya
Ah, Matsushima ya
Broken wear
Wear
Wear
Wear
Wear wear wear wear
Rebound
Nice train
Facing towards Komomi
Broken wear
Facing towards Komomi
Oh bye bye bye
Back from Matsushima bye bye bye

671 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 28/10/11(vie)26:24:57

Una grave situación se produjo esta mañana tras el operativo para sacar a estudiantes secundarios del Mapocho, luego que una menor terminó con hemorragia vaginal luego de ser pateada por un Carabinero

La menor, identificada como Javiera Sepúlveda Cabello de 14 años, presentó un sangrado interno en la zona vaginal al final de la operación policial en que efectivos del GOPE sacaron a un grupo de adolescentes del lecho del Río Mapocho.

Según la madre de la escolar, Ruth Cabello, su hija fue trasladada hasta el recinto asistencial Luis Calvo Mackenna para constatar lesiones.

“Javiera salió perjudicada porque en el momento del desalojo ella era la última que iba subiendo. Cuando la estaban desalojando, un carabinero le dio una patada en la vagina y se produjo el sangramiento”, declaró a Radio Cooperativa.

Luego de este operativo, en que unos 38 escolares fueron trasladados a la 18 Comisaría de Ñuñoa, los primeros estudiantes liberados anunciaron acciones legales contra la policía uniformada.

“Queremos interponer una querella contra Carabineros por abuso sexual contra las compañeras, levantándoles la polera, mostrando sus senos y golpeándolos”, señaló Rodrigo Carrasco a Cooperativa.

La intendenta Cecilia Pérez, por su parte respaldó el violento accionar de Carabineros. “lo más importante era velar por su seguridad y así actuó Carabineros, según su protocolo y procedimientos”, interpelando a los estudiantes a que “si tienen alguna queja, si se sintieron vulnerados en algún derecho, están los tribunales de justicia que es un poder independiente, al que yo siempre he dicho que puede recurrir cualquier ciudadano que vea complicados sus derechos”.

672 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 31/10/11(lun)21:49:17

El silbido afuera de tu ventana no es el viento. No abras las cortinas; porque te verá.

673 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 31/10/11(lun)24:12:11

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674 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 04/11/11(vie)26:53:14

675 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 05/11/11(sab)13:07:39

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676 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 06/11/11(dom)09:43:55

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677 : : 06/11/11(dom)10:57:42

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678 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 06/11/11(dom)19:21:53

ayden rush & love gisele

679 : : 06/11/11(dom)22:49:58

radioactive poisoning

680 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 13/11/11(dom)20:38:38

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681 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 14/11/11(lun)21:04:14

In Japan, where comics and animated cartoons enjoy exceptional popularity among all ages, Aum attempted to tie religious ideas to popular anime and manga themes – space missions, extremely powerful weapons, world conspiracies and conquest for ultimate truth.

682 : : 14/11/11(lun)24:00:44

have you ever slept for two days then woken up with "hyrule rules" written on your arm in marker

683 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 14/11/11(lun)24:30:16

In essence, Hollywood is tired of those pesky laws that help protect innovation, economic growth, and creativity rather than outmoded business models. So they are trying to rewrite the rules, regulate the Internet, and damn the consequences for the rest of us.

685 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 14/11/11(lun)24:33:30

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686 : : 14/11/11(lun)27:23:25

THE HOLOCAUST WAS A GAY PORNO MISTAKEN FOR REALITY

687 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 15/11/11(mar)10:28:21

no, con soya y gluten a lo edge.

688 : : 15/11/11(mar)10:43:06

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689 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 15/11/11(mar)28:12:10

Gabber Piet, Piet van seudónimo Dolen es un cantante holandés.

Gabber Piet tenía en el período 1995-1998, algunos de los éxitos Happy Hardcore incluyendo Hakke y Zage y Hardcore Love U. Van Dolen que inicialmente fue un abanderado de la escena gabber. Trabajó como empleado de promoción ID & T etiqueta, que se especializa en la música hardcore y gabber. También fue anfitrión raves y presentó el programa de hakkuh! TMF en televisión.

En respuesta a la parodia de gabber Gabbertje Hakkûhbar compañía discográfica Music conejito quería lanzar una parodia similar, titulado Hakke y Zage. Con este fin, la melodía de la canción de la infancia del niño y Peppi Kokki utilizados. Gabber Piet cantó el número. Desde Pedro el sencillo lanzado a la música del conejito y no su empleador ID & T, fue despedido.

Por otra parte, la escena gabber le mostró la caída, porque la canción tomó la gabbers en el talón. Gabber Piet luego tomó el álbum Love The Hardcore en el que su reputación tratando de salvar a gabber real. Zage estaba picado y como bonus track de aquí, como disculpa a la escena gabber.

690 : : 16/11/11(mie)07:50:09

So he wanders around with a nerfgun?
Who the hell is this guy anyway

691 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 16/11/11(mie)08:48:52

692 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 16/11/11(mie)10:14:54

Don Quijote - A quixotic musical fantasy with the touch of Siesta

694 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 19/11/11(sab)16:57:47

Superman es más humano que Jesús, más moralizante y mucho mejor persona ¿Por qué mierda no lo adoran a él en vez de al Judío hijo del genocida por diluvios?

695 : : 19/11/11(sab)17:12:04

>>694
Jajaja, en ética postulamos que Batman es el superhombre de Nietzche.

696 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 19/11/11(sab)24:35:01

Several Noam Chomsky books were destroyed. Some Piven and Cloward books were lost as well including, Poor People’s Movements: Why They Succeed, How They Fail. Quite a few Kurt Vonnegut books including Slaughterhouse-Five and Player Piano were thrown in the trash, as was Upton Sinclair’s classic The Jungle.

697 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 22/11/11(mar)21:13:06

699 : : 24/11/11(jue)26:55:29

I’ll cut off Yamakan’s head to punish him for the grievous crime of insulting K-ON!

700 : : 02/12/11(vie)16:05:09

Aunque hay ciertas normas de urbanidad para el buen hipster contemporáneo. Primero, el ocultamiento. Nunca revelar los sentimientos ni las ideas políticas. Ir a bailar cumbia o perderse en los bares más sucios del centro, sin que nadie se entere donde vives en realidad. Segundo, cultivar la “rebeldía consumista”: tener un blog y reírse de los propios auspiciadores, alterar los logos que vienen en la ropa, descolocar con una estética combativa de los años sesenta. Tercero, rescatar los años ochenta. Pero no desde los videoclips o películas de la época, sino desde los propios recuerdos de la niñez. Porque el hipster no es un adolescente, sino que vivió un pedazo de la década consumista por excelencia.

Y esto se extrapola más allá de Williamsburg, Brooklyn, la zona hipster por excelencia. En España los llaman modernos, en Argentina floggers y en Chile, shúpers (una deformación del irónico “super loco” con que se burlan de ellos). Aunque, es cosa de comparar los looks –el sostén estético de las reglas de urbanidad mencionadas en el párrafo anterior- para que todo cuaje: barba, pantalones pitillo, lentes de marco grueso, zapatillas colorinches, aires dandys.

Cuando a Greif le preguntan cuanto durarán estos nuevos hipsters el dice, en un tono muy hipster, que no tiene ni idea. “Creo que estarán entre nosotros un buen rato más. Ellos le recuerdan a la gente que puedes pasarlo bien buscando respuestas en grupo. Ahora todo es muy privado…”.

701 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 04/12/11(dom)15:10:43

I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.

I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.

Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough.

Fuck you drivers, for thinking that a yellow light is a sign that says 'step on the gas'. Fuck you wheelmen and women that think it's okay to sit in a left hand turn in the middle of morning traffic, even though there is a protected left in the intersections before and after where you need to make your turn. Fuck you too cyclists - you're not exempt from the traffic laws just because your peddling, you miserable spandex covered neon reflective fucks. Fuck you too, pedestrians. Use the fucking crosswalk if you don't want to get hit, and use it before the little countdown clock says '3'. You don't have enough goddamn time to lope across four lanes of traffic.

Fuck you chick on your cellphone. Fuck you attitude packed minimum-wager that makes my coffee. Fuck you cops that spend all their time handing out speeding tickets. Fuck you douche bag doing ten over the limit in the passing lane on the highway. Fuck you lady using exact change at the counter at the grocery store. Fuck you kids having a conversation in the doorway. And fuck you also for not getting the fuck out of your designated handicapped seat when a pregnant or elderly person gets on the fucking bus.

Fuck taxes. Fuck welfare. Fuck the whole selfish, over politicized and party driven government system. I'm sick and fucking tired of policies and new laws with seven hundred bylaws that nobody but you and your cabinet reads. Fuck you councilors and your stupid 'district improvement' plans. Fuck you unions, for asking for so much and giving nothing more that what you already give. Fuck the whole process that allows people who are supposed to be working for us work for interests that only benefit the next campaign. Fuck your short-sightedness, your rush to the bandwagons, and your incessant arguing over fuck all. Fuck the parties, fuck the conventions, and fuck your campaigns. Do some real fucking work for a change.

Fuck you bottles of water. You're water. You're not worth two fucking dollars.
Fuck you trendsetters, fuck you fashionistas. Fuck your little dogs and and your idiotic outfits. Fuck your high heels in the snow. Fuck your five dollar coffees and your fifteen dollar veggie burgers. Fuck your health kick, your diet or your fucking new interest in kickboxing or sushi.

Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your name calling. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it.

Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.

I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up and just get on with it.

702 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 04/12/11(dom)19:38:55

Dance Dance!!!

703 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 04/12/11(dom)20:03:34

DANCE

705 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 06/12/11(mar)13:14:33

#include "stdafx.h"
#include

int main()
{
std::cout << "Hello world!" << std::endl;
return 0;
}

706 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 06/12/11(mar)20:52:41

707 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 08/12/11(jue)23:11:59

708 : : 09/12/11(vie)10:28:59

Empty your memory,
with a free()…
like a pointer!

If you cast a pointer to a integer,
it becomes the integer,
if you cast a pointer to a struct,
it becomes the struct…
The pointer can crash…,
and can Overflow…
Be a pointer my friend

709 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 10/12/11(sab)16:31:35

Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)11:50:24 No.683360

Defining sexual moments guys? Or interesting sex stories general.>Be 14, have older sister, new 19 yo boyfriend.>Be small, andro guy, puberty was not kind>Sister goes to camphouse with friends forced to go since I don't go out much>Bags get left behind (angry as) so I had to borrow sisters shorts/shirts>BF gets dropped off few days in>Refers to me as cute younger sister>hfw sister/friends don't correct him till much later and have already coaxed him into talking about me>his erection when I'm forced to sit on his lap on the way back home as space is tight as fuck>be late at night still driving, erryone sleeping 'cept driver w headphones so peeps can sleep>Sitting on BF lap in back seat, I move around a bit and he gets hard again>Makes me hard (omgwtfwhy...)>Kind of turns me around and starts kissing me>First kiss>Be making out>Him rubbing my penis through my sisters shorts>Goes under shorts fully pumping my penis>Whimper as I blow my load almost instantly>Makes me lick his hand clean>Naked sex w him few days later>my parents face when they we're hoping he would teach me how to be more manly but he secretly buys me women's clothing to wear

710 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 10/12/11(sab)26:51:00

You play as Otakon.... in high school.
You must awkward your way through high school, sneak out of school dances, hide in the library when that girl that gives you boners walks by, and infiltrate your basement every night.
Kojima presents....
Metal Gear Beta: Revengence is NEET

711 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 11/12/11(dom)13:48:03

You're great, I love your art is so strong that em like ... Wou, just feel an earthquake in my town, my lamp was moving and almost fell off my TV, moved and moved like a disco dancer, hea, hea, are evacuating the building, we are in touch, bye

712 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 11/12/11(dom)22:27:09

15:17 XXX: In order to become a uncle, he needs to have his sister give birth to a nephew/niece.
15:18 XXX : In order for him to become a grandfather, he must be fucking someone who is his child.
15:18 XXX: I think what happened here, is he fucked his mother to create a daughter/sister, and is now fucking her to become the uncle and grandfather. The only problem here is he is already a father if this was the case.
15:19 YYY: I don't even
15:20 ZZZ: i've seen some shit
15:20 ZZZ: and my brain hurts

713 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 11/12/11(dom)22:44:50

Battle Lolis

714 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 13/12/11(mar)14:47:48

715 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 14/12/11(mie)12:34:33

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716 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 02/01/12(lun)06:49:21

Opzoute!
Vi!
¡Está bien!
Los talones!

Clave, clave, boing, boing, cortar y aserrar
Aserrar y cortar, presto, d'r
Mi huissie un toppie, sin pelo en mi corte de pelo
Cortar y aserrar, lo que es un sonido

Clave, clave, boing, boing, cortar y aserrar
Aserrar y cortar, hop, en 't pelota
Mira lo que está pasando rápido, elegante como una anguila de pie
El melón gato loco, aquí en la sala

Clave, clave, boing, boing, cortar y aserrar
Aserrar y cortar, hacer que la base de que?
Cuco me siento el dolor, klappie
Eso es bueno y cruel, hombre, ¿has estado allí?

Hey, hombre, hoes't?

Hola, me puede decir woar la entrada?

Sí, d'r está fuera de un autobús urbano, línea 4, donde debemos sentarnos
Esto te llevará a la entrada, panqueque

Oye, ¿cuánto tiempo que el hombre rave,?
Veinte horas?
Ción tan pronto?

Hey man, tengo que volver a casa con la luz
De lo contrario, no reconozco a mi madre en la oscuridad

Trapeador

Clave, clave, boing, boing
Clave, clave, boing, boing
Clave, clave, boing, boing
Clave, clave, boing, boing

Clave, clave, boing, boing, cortar y aserrar
Aserrar y cortar, presto d'r
Mi huissie un toppie, sin pelo en mi corte de pelo
cortar y vio lo que un sonido

Clave, clave, boing, boing, cortar y aserrar
Aserrar y cortar, hop, en 't pelota
Mira lo que está pasando rápido, elegante como una anguila de pie
El melón gato loco, aquí en la sala

Mierda, que volvió de nuevo los grifos
Maldita sea, puedo hacer una copia de la bebida zanja
Estoy loco hiero Palabra

Hey, me alejan de nivelación a la luz, puedo ver si, si mi corazón sigue latiendo

Clave, clave, boing, boing, cortar y aserrar
Aserrar y cortar, hacer que la base de que?
Cuco me siento el dolor, klappie
Eso es buen hombre y cruel, ¿has estado allí?

Clave, clave, boing, boing
Clave, clave, boing, boing
Clave, clave, boing, boing
Clave, clave, boing, boing (¿Qué quiere decir unir, unir?)

Clave, clave, boing, boing (¿Y ahora boing, boing?)
Clave, clave, boing, boing (I Go Hard, el hombre)
Clave, clave, boing, boing (Wow, qué fiesta cool)
Clave, clave, boing, boing
Vi!

717 : : 14/01/12(sab)16:56:48

TU TRANSFORMACION A AMARICONAO ESTA COMPLETA!!

718 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 22/01/12(dom)25:41:35

EB: and now there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!!
EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something.
EB: in the sky.
EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!!
TG: oh man
TG: how big is it
EB: i dunno.
EB: big, i guess.
EB: i gotta go!
EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up.
TG: like the size of texas
TG: or just rhode island
TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: yeah
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: OH SHIT
TG: anyway later

719 : : 23/01/12(lun)06:08:18

not kicking oliver twist in the fucking face every day is my gift to the world i guess

720 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 28/01/12(sab)23:40:06

721 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 29/01/12(dom)20:19:26

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722 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 29/01/12(dom)29:37:17

we germans want justice thats all. the u-boats i ww2 was one of the justice and shows german perfectly engineering!

723 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 31/01/12(mar)27:53:48

724 : : 04/02/12(sab)17:00:36

ホチキス

725 : : 06/02/12(lun)26:47:35

G-G-G-GO FOR THE MOON

726 : : 11/02/12(sab)23:58:58

NO MATTA WHAT THEY TAKE AWAY FROM ME THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY VIRGINITY

727 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 15/02/12(mie)27:45:38

Seducción Cibernética
Viendo Trasnoche | 6 Comentario
Seducción Cibernética
Miércoles 15 de Febrero, después de Expediente “S”…
Un adolescente desarrolla una adicción al porno por internet, tan intenso que comienza a destruir su vida y dividir a su familia.

728 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 16/02/12(jue)20:06:24

729 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 16/02/12(jue)24:18:34

DIOS TODO PODEROSO EN TI CONFIO Y SOLO EN TI TENGO FE, NADA MALO NOS PUEDE PASAR A LOS QUE EN TI CREEMOS, PROTEJENOS DE TODO MAL Y DE TODA PERSONA Q KIERA HACERNOS DAÑO. NO LEAS ESTO SI LO AS LEIDO Y PEGA ESTO EN 5 VIDEOS MAS SI NO LO HACES TU MADRE MORIRA EN 3 DIAS POR FAVOR HACERME CASO ES UNA maldicion

730 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 16/02/12(jue)24:52:42

731 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 22/02/12(mie)26:36:49

In Consenza, Italy, stag party friends were curious when a stripper failed to jump out of a huge cake. Assuming she was no longer in there, they received a nasty surprise when they found her dead inside it. Gina Lalapola, 23, had suffocated after waiting for an hour inside the sealed cake

732 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 22/02/12(mie)27:46:16

>>731
A man from Silver Spring, Maryland became infected with rabies in 1996 after he admitted having sex with a diseased racoon. He was charged with animal cruelty

733 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 27/02/12(lun)13:01:06

734 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 27/02/12(lun)14:09:42

oh sorry i'm busy

735 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 28/02/12(mar)10:37:37

create mode 100644 ALSConsole/dev/TestingUI/TestingUI.pro.user
create mode 100644 ALSConsole/dev/TestingUI/main.cpp
create mode 100644 ALSConsole/dev/TestingUI/mainwindow.cpp
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create mode 100644 ALSConsole/dev/TestingUI/mainwindow.ui
create mode 100644 ALSConsole/dev/TestingUI/sockets.cpp
create mode 100755 ALSConsole/dev/doNotUse/daemon-test.py
create mode 100644 ALSConsole/dev/doNotUse/daemon.py
create mode 100644 ALSConsole/dev/log
create mode 100644 ALSConsole/dev/yapdi.py
create mode 100644 ALSConsole/dev/yapdi.pyc
create mode 100644 ALSConsole/final/Empty

736 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 29/02/12(mie)14:03:14

Attraction to men who are intelligent and humorous

737 : : 29/02/12(mie)16:24:16

Reconozco que soy una persona que tiene la fibra sensible para ciertos temas y eso me hace que no pase por alto ciertas cosas. Por ejemplo, la canción Camino Moría del Reno Renardo seria mi favorita de todas las del grupo si no fuera porque la ultima estrofa de la canción dice que los garbanzos de Elrond le han sentado superbien y que va a gasear a pedos a los orcos de Sauron como Sadam Hussein a los Kurdos. Cualquier otra cosa menos eso podían haber puesto, que todavía recuerdo bien las imágenes de las victimas del gas mostaza que dieron en TVE1 cuando era yo pequeño…Detalles así me estropean mucho las cosas. No puedo evitarlo.

739 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 02/03/12(vie)27:09:57

PREMISE 1: "Ayn Rand was a woman."PREMISE 2: "All women are bitches."CONCLUSION: "Ayn Rand was a bitch."

740 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 02/03/12(vie)28:18:51

741 : : 02/03/12(vie)29:17:07

>>740
Yo soy INTP.
Apuesto que todo B.a.I. es INTP
INTP FTW
(detalle gracioso, el link termina en .asp)

743 : : 03/03/12(sab)19:55:16

>>741
Yo soy ESFJ.

744 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 03/03/12(sab)20:04:59

>>741
hijo de puta te odio soy INTP¬¬
test de mierda

745 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 03/03/12(sab)20:18:35

>>744
INT es por internet
P es por prowler

746 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 03/03/12(sab)20:38:41

>>741
Pero yo soy INTJ

747 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 03/03/12(sab)20:40:06

>>746
Internet junior

748 : : 04/03/12(dom)15:08:14

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749 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 04/03/12(dom)20:12:35

750 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 04/03/12(dom)22:47:32

>>749>"This cartoon... gives a wrong idea of women to impressionable children: women are all evil inside... This means I am a witch inside, Charlotte Bell is a witch inside, and Gretel of the cartoon is a witch inside."
Not a witch, but a bitch.

751 : DQN LIFESTYLEにVIPPERでGO! : 05/03/12(lun)18:33:42

#Paradigms of Human Memory #dean pelton #jeff winger #season 2

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